I want to live in the world where this is the real reason for web browser's convoluted user-agent strings.
“Dearest server, I am Chrome, the 64th of that name, child of WebKit, grandchild of KHTML, a disciple of Gecko, follower of the great Mozilla/5.0, running on Windows NT 10” https://t.co/uUUdbYXWCY
— Amelia Bellamy-Royds (@AmeliasBrain) February 14, 2018