Tag: parenting

The first tooth

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the winner! The first and the only! The Tooth!

I think we were waiting for it to come out for the last three or four month. And now here it is. We thought that it was out yesterday, but after a thorough investigation agreed that it is out today.

It’s small. It’s barely noticable. Especially with Maxim closing his mouth, or licking everything with his tounge all the time. But if you’ll stick a finger in his mouth, starting from today you can feel how scratchy it is. Yey!

I just hope that the rest of them come out faster.

Life cycle

At first, he can’t even drink any juice. Because he’s new born. Than you make some juice with water for him and hold his cup. Than you still make some juice with water, but he hold his cup himself. Than you don’t mix juice with water anymore. Than you just tell him – “Take some juice from the fridge”. Than you ask him – “Could you please bring me some juice from the fridge?” and he gladly does. Than you ask him “Could you please bring me some juice from the fridge?” and he tells you “Go get it yourself you old man”. Than he asks you if you want any juice from the fridge. And if you want it mixed with water. Than he no longer asks you, but mixes and brings juice with water straigh away. And than you can’t drink no juice, because you’re freaking dead. And than it starts all over again.