Year: 2004

Forgotten experience

For the last few hours I have been regaining forgotten experience of washing the floor. Mopping the floor, swabbing the floor – call it anything you want. It’s been some time since I did it last time.

Get a cleaning lady or something, if you have a choice. By no means think that it is a pleasant waste of time. Once you will start there will be no way to stop and you will hate yourself afterwards. Cleaning lady will do it better and faster. It will also come out cheaper. And you can also do something else or totally nothing while your floors are get done.

I think that mopping the floor can demonstrate a really good example to kids why one should study well and work hard, so that one can afford a cleaning lady. I think that really long time ago my parents tried to delivery the point with forcing me to mop the floor. Why do I remember it only now? :)

Brother Bear

Today we’ve watched the most lame, stupid, and boring animation created in the past few years – “Brother Bear“. It is a pretty standard Disney animation with all the usual faces, emotions, and characters that was turned even worse.

There was an attempt to base everything on a more-or-less original story, but it turned out to be really simple and undeveloped. Not enough evolved characters – there are many faces, but none of them are complete. If it wasn’t for a couple of elk’s with Canadian accent it would have been totally empty.

Music deserves a special mention. It was totally gay (in the bad meaning of the word). Timing was really bad. Accompaning animations were irrelevant and really really boring. Phil Collins was even worse than Elton John.

Closing titles were totally unoriginal, but there were a couple of nice jokes which were really needed by that time.

Canadian elks count for 1 point. Closing titles earn another point. There you go – 2 out of 10. Summary: total crap and a waste of time.