Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) April 12, 2014
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®| I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
I've been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it.
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) February 17, 2014
I have recently shared somebody’s Facebook post with this video:
A lot of people laughed about it and that was that. A few dug deep into the story and found where it came from. But until today I haven’t really seen anyone coming up with the solution. Here it is, for historical purposes.