Tag: life

On life expectancy

I had a revelation this morning. It was about life expectancy.

In most countries women have higher life expectancy than men. That basically means that women live longer. The reasons may vary. But one of them got stuck in my head like a dream or something:

Women generally don’t drink ten pints of beer every Friday in a heavily smoked pub and then street race their way back home. Like their husbands do.

Purhaps it has something to do with life expectancy. Purhaps it doesn’t. I just liked how it sort of appeared in my head and got stuck there.

Life cycle

At first, he can’t even drink any juice. Because he’s new born. Than you make some juice with water for him and hold his cup. Than you still make some juice with water, but he hold his cup himself. Than you don’t mix juice with water anymore. Than you just tell him – “Take some juice from the fridge”. Than you ask him – “Could you please bring me some juice from the fridge?” and he gladly does. Than you ask him “Could you please bring me some juice from the fridge?” and he tells you “Go get it yourself you old man”. Than he asks you if you want any juice from the fridge. And if you want it mixed with water. Than he no longer asks you, but mixes and brings juice with water straigh away. And than you can’t drink no juice, because you’re freaking dead. And than it starts all over again.