Tag: humor

An argument over a lamp

An argument over a lamp

Just loved it … hilarious!

While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting.  Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book.  Wearing sunglasses.  Under a blanket.

What’s the most intellectual joke you know?

What’s the most intellectual joke you know?

This Reddit discussion is golden.  Not only you get the collection of rather specifically humored jokes, but also for those that you don’t get there is always an explanation.  Here are a few that I liked:

Q: What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Entropy isn’t what it used to be

A good variation on the 10 kinds of people – those who understand binary and those who don’t:

There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Something in the Louis C.K. style:

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they’re not laughing now!

A couple Freudian ones:

How may Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis… I mean ladder.

and

according to Sigmund Freud, what comes between fear and sex?
Fünf.