Here is your chance to smile – Sue has a post about Cyprus highway code. Nicely done.
There is one thing I can add to what has already been written. When my wife (well, technically girlfriend back then) was going through the process of getting a driving license, I noticed that the “highway code” book she used to study was called “How to pass a driving license exam”. It wasn’t “Traffic rules”, or “Driving safe”, or “What and how of the road”. It was a tutorial on how to pass a driving license exam. Nothing more, nothing less.
LOL! My favourites are:
“When we notice from the indicator panel that the motor is overhead, what are the usual causes?”
and
“When you come face to face with another vehicle what must you do?
– Do not insist that the other vehicle goes off the asphalt.”