Clerks.

For some time now I wanted to see “Clerks.“. Today, I finally got my hands on a copy of the film and watched it immidiately. I am glad I did.

Clerks.” is yet another masterpiece by Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, who already provided me with a bunch of satisfaction via “Dogma“, “Good Will Hunting“, and “Jersey Girl“. I think I am joining the lines of fans here.

“Clerks.” is all about dialogs. It has so many dialogs that there is no space for anything else in the film. Most of the talking is happening in one of two places – video rentals and a kiosk or minimarket of some kind, where “clerks” work. The film is so tightly packed that there is even no free space for color. Yup. It is in black and white. But there shouldn’t be any color anyway, since the film goes on over a really routine day of a routine clerk. Where is color in that?

The movie’s pace is a bit too fast. There is plenty of food for thought. It did overload me sometimes so I had to think it over and that caused me to miss few bits from the movie. I’ll be rewatching it shortly. Few times. I am also thinking about having it on DVD in my collection. But that needs to be confirmed later.

Anyway, great film that fits 10 out of 10 in my scale. Watch it.

Conan the Destroyer

Once in a while watching TV can kill you with nostalgy. I almost died such a death today. They were showing something as acient as “Conan the Destroyer” with Arnold totally-unspellable-and-therefor-copy-pasted-named Schwarzenegger.

Special effects and fights will make you laught. Scenery is horrible and unrealistic by today’s standards. Dialogs are not any better. Light and camera work deserve special attention. Everything alltogether seems so lame and funny, but on a serious note that it is almost unbelievable.

While laughing through, Hazard and I had a short argument on what is older – this movie or “Nine 1/2 Weeks“. Well, I turned out to be right – Conan the Masterpiece is from 1984 (although this is a second film with the first one being from 1982), while the erotic flick with lots of food is from 1986. Not that much of a difference, I know, but still… :)

Arnold’s time has passed and I cannot be unhappy about it. It is time of special effects and good acting once again.

XXX

XXX” was on TV today. This is an excellent action movie about and with a lot of action.

Vin Diesel and Samuel Jackson are doing slightly more than needed by a movie of this type. Special effects are very nice. The story is totally unbelievable or shown as such. Russians are as bad as usual – with stupid ideas, biggest ambitions, and worst possible English. Chases are nice. Fights – too. Plenty of money going around. Scenery changes from States, to Mexico, to Europe. Lots of Bond 007-style gadgets. Lots of dead bodies. Lots of explosions. Lots of babes.

What else do you need? 7 out of 10 if watched in the cinema as I did long time ago. 7 out of 10 if watched on DVD as I did long time ago. 6.5 if watched on the crappy channel as I did today. Enjoy.