For a complete list of things I have NOT FOUND on Mars, just look at pretty much everything around you… unless it's a rock.
— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) November 2, 2012
Tag: humor
Super Brew 15 in review
I haven’t seen this brand of beer in the local shops (gladly), but I still recommend reading the review. Â It’s good, inspirational writing. Â And absolutely hilarious content with some nice heavy tunes to accompany the laughter and it give the proper atmosphere.
Here are some quotes to get you started:
The aroma is . . . bracing. A flood of synthetic-smelling burnt caramel gives way to butterscotch, a touch of maraschino cherry, and then to what I can only describe as rubber cement. If you’ve ever wondered why rubber cement is so unpopular as a custard flavoring, take a whiff of this beer.
And:
In keeping with the absence of a proper head, Super Brew 15 has a thin mouthfeel, despite its potency. The flavor starts inoffensively—oily toffee, subdued fruitiness (green grape, tart apple), and a faint maltiness like stale graham crackers. Combined with the alcohol heat, this has been enough to remind some online reviewers of brandy. But then something tragic happens: an aftertaste arrives that splits the difference between gasoline and nail polish remover. I’m convinced this shit is eating the enamel off my teeth.
The best ones though, I wouldn’t post for the reasons of the strong language. Â But you should definitely click through to read it. LOL.
DevOps reactions
I hate animated GIFs more than the next guy, but these ones are actually funny. Â Especially in the light of the last few weeks…
Would you?
Via xkcd.