For a complete list of things I have NOT FOUND on Mars, just look at pretty much everything around you… unless it's a rock.
— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) November 2, 2012
Tag: humor
Super Brew 15 in review
I haven’t seen this brand of beer in the local shops (gladly), but I still recommend reading the review. It’s good, inspirational writing. And absolutely hilarious content with some nice heavy tunes to accompany the laughter and it give the proper atmosphere.
Here are some quotes to get you started:
The aroma is . . . bracing. A flood of synthetic-smelling burnt caramel gives way to butterscotch, a touch of maraschino cherry, and then to what I can only describe as rubber cement. If you’ve ever wondered why rubber cement is so unpopular as a custard flavoring, take a whiff of this beer.
And:
In keeping with the absence of a proper head, Super Brew 15 has a thin mouthfeel, despite its potency. The flavor starts inoffensively—oily toffee, subdued fruitiness (green grape, tart apple), and a faint maltiness like stale graham crackers. Combined with the alcohol heat, this has been enough to remind some online reviewers of brandy. But then something tragic happens: an aftertaste arrives that splits the difference between gasoline and nail polish remover. I’m convinced this shit is eating the enamel off my teeth.
The best ones though, I wouldn’t post for the reasons of the strong language. But you should definitely click through to read it. LOL.
DevOps reactions
I hate animated GIFs more than the next guy, but these ones are actually funny. Especially in the light of the last few weeks…
Would you?
Via xkcd.