Author: Leonid Mamchenkov

This is just too good not to share.  But before I do this, consider the disclaimer – it (allegedly) happened at Maxim’s school, he then (allegedly) told the story to my wife, who then told it to me.  So there might be a few inaccuracies.  Anyways …

It’s Monday.  The kids are back in the classrooms after a sunny weekend.  The teacher is asking them how they’ve spent the weekend, what they have done, and so on.

Maxim’s friend: I was out with my parents.  There were a lot of hot ladies at the beach…
Teacher (stunned): What?
Maxim: Hot ladies.  He means – sexy!
Teacher: (blink blink … what the … ?)

Just so there is no confusion, right?