I used to have polls on this site a very long time ago. Those vanished between the numerous software upgrades and changes. Today, I’m bringing back the functionality with an excellent WP-Polls plugin for WordPress. All polls are grouped into a new Polls category. The latest poll is available in the front page sidebar. Feel free to post comments as well.
How does an alien count to 35? On its fingers.
What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
What did the alien’s mother say to the alien? Where on earth have you been!
What”s E.T short for? His legs.
What do you call an over-weight alien? An extra cholesterol.