Dear Mr.Spammer,
you are the ugliest and stinkiest piece of human trash, abusing the technology, annoying people, and occupying their valuable time with your silly activities. Please stop. Now. If you feel like you have nothing much else to do, feel free to go to the darkest corner of our planet, and die! I hate you. People hate you. Computers hate you. The universe hates you. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, cease to exist.
P.S.: None of your comments will make it to my blog. Thanks to Akismet, Gmail, and PHP and Perl.
P.P.S: I really hate you very much.