For a long time now my father tells everyone that he is old. He accepts no arguments against the statement, even though his own parents tell everyone that they are young. I’m not going to argue. I’m just going to use Internet. Everyone knows that Internet is always right, so here is the official statement from the Internet:<\/p>\n
Now, the tricky part is that once it is out there, it’ll always be out there. There is no way to correct this. And if he will try, that’ll just prove more that he’s still young. Beat that!<\/p>\n
Happy birthday, Dad! I wish you all the best, as usual. I also want to wish you have some extra strength as you need it so much right now. <\/p>\n
Hope to see you this summer…<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n
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