{"id":9150,"date":"2005-06-24T23:54:34","date_gmt":"2005-06-24T20:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/?p=9150"},"modified":"2005-06-24T23:55:01","modified_gmt":"2005-06-24T20:55:01","slug":"bush-jokes-fire-in-the-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/06\/24\/bush-jokes-fire-in-the-library\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush jokes: fire in the library"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s been a while since I posted any Bush jokes. It doesn’t mean that I changed my opinion about him or that someone is paying me to shut up. It’s just that I haven’t seen anything worth posting for some time. Today I came across<\/a> a good one:<\/p>\n

A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush<\/a>. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost!<\/p>\n

– A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

It’s been a while since I posted any Bush jokes. It doesn’t mean that I changed my opinion about him or that someone is paying me to shut up. It’s just that I haven’t seen anything worth posting for some time. Today I came across a good one: A tragic fire this morning destroyed the … Continue reading Bush jokes: fire in the library<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2418],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-9150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7555,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/06\/08\/bush-jokes\/","url_meta":{"origin":9150,"position":0},"title":"Bush jokes","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"June 8, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"There is plenty of anti-Bush humour around the web. 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