{"id":8779,"date":"2005-04-06T11:54:22","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T09:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/04\/06\/oopsy-those-were-three-hours-not-two\/"},"modified":"2005-04-09T09:42:52","modified_gmt":"2005-04-09T06:42:52","slug":"oopsy-those-were-three-hours-not-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/04\/06\/oopsy-those-were-three-hours-not-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Oopsy&#8230; those were three hours, not two!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n\n<p>Maxim eats about every three hours.  Sometimes two and a half.  If he starts demanding food after only two hours since last feeding, than either Olga or I start playing with him, trying to win some time.  And usually it works.  Anything from half an hour to an hour is possible to achieve.<\/p>\n<p>Today Maxim started crying for food two hours after his morning feeding.  Olga was sleeping, so I picked him up and started singing to him.  It didn&#8217;t work.  I walked around the flat with him.  Nope.  I told him a short fairy tale.  Nu-uh.<\/p>\n<p>I was trying everything for about half an hour.  Olga woke up.  We decided to feed the guy anyway.  Olga took him and started feeding and I took the baby chart to fill in some blanks.  After focusing on for five seconds I realized that Maxim was right.  He slept for three hours, not two.  We just confused the time.<\/p>\n<p>The point of the story: you can&#8217;t trick one hungry baby with no charts of yours.  He has his own clocks and expects everyone else to synchronize with those.  He doesn&#8217;t give a damn about day time saving, timezones, atomic clock, ntp and whatever else there is about time.<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>Maxim eats about every three hours. Sometimes two and a half. If he starts demanding food after only two hours since last feeding, than either Olga or I start playing with him, trying to win some time. And usually it works. Anything from half an hour to an hour is possible to achieve. Today Maxim &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/04\/06\/oopsy-those-were-three-hours-not-two\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oopsy&#8230; those were three hours, not two!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2420],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-8779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-parenting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10176,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/06\/11\/olga-and-maxim-are-in-kemerovo\/","url_meta":{"origin":8779,"position":0},"title":"Olga and Maxim are in Kemerovo","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"June 11, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Today I've finally got the confirmation that Olga and Maxim arrived to Kemerovo. 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