{"id":8739,"date":"2005-03-25T06:36:12","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T04:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/25\/self-inflicted-barbering\/"},"modified":"2005-04-10T00:58:12","modified_gmt":"2005-04-09T21:58:12","slug":"self-inflicted-barbering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/25\/self-inflicted-barbering\/","title":{"rendered":"Self-inflicted barbering"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>One of Maxim&#8217;s recent hobbies is barbering.  Since he is still way too young to use any machinery or even scissors, he uses his bare hands.  When someone picks him up, and holds him long enough for him to realize that person has hair, he opens his fist maximizing the distance between fingers, than he stucks it into the person&#8217;s hair, than he closes the fist as strong as he can and pulls.  If not stopped, he repeats the procedure.  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