{"id":8634,"date":"2005-02-15T08:54:21","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T06:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/15\/how-can-you-prove-that-lp-player-is-not-a-bomb\/"},"modified":"2005-04-17T05:41:44","modified_gmt":"2005-04-17T02:41:44","slug":"how-can-you-prove-that-lp-player-is-not-a-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/15\/how-can-you-prove-that-lp-player-is-not-a-bomb\/","title":{"rendered":"How can you prove that LP player is not a bomb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>I was talking to a friend of mine on ICQ today.  He said that he wants to bring his old LP player (that is if you remember what vynil is) from Russia to Cyprus.  I warned him that he might have some troubles passing the customs.  The equipment is too sensitive to be send with luggage, so he would have to carry it with him.  But noone can recall anymore what these things are and he might be very well suspected to be a terrorist with some explosive device.  It took him like quarter of a second to come up with the excellent expanation for the customs officer.  Don&#8217;t you just hate some people&#8217;s sharp thinking?<\/p>\n<p>His explanation was: it is a special mixing\/baking device for pancakes.  The one you use to distribute cream evenly.  LOL! That&#8217;s something. :)<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>I was talking to a friend of mine on ICQ today. He said that he wants to bring his old LP player (that is if you remember what vynil is) from Russia to Cyprus. I warned him that he might have some troubles passing the customs. The equipment is too sensitive to be send with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/15\/how-can-you-prove-that-lp-player-is-not-a-bomb\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How can you prove that LP player is not a bomb?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2418],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-8634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10506,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/30\/on-the-other-side-of-earbuds\/","url_meta":{"origin":8634,"position":0},"title":"On the other side of earbuds","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"September 30, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"The other night I was walking down the Molos promenade, listening to The Raven 'n' the Blues podcast. The show mp3 played on my mobile, which was hidden deep down in the pocket, and I was getting the sound via a pair of earbuds. I was walking, minding my own\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9299,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/08\/02\/purchased-a-dvd-player\/","url_meta":{"origin":8634,"position":1},"title":"Purchased a DVD player","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"August 2, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I've got bored with fixing NVidia drivers after every kernel update on my home machine and bought a dedicated device for DVD playback - trevi DVX 3508. I wanted one of those excellent Yakumo devices, but they were out of stock, so I settled down with the first thing that\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9591,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/10\/20\/choose-carefully\/","url_meta":{"origin":8634,"position":2},"title":"Choose carefully","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"October 20, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I was scrolling through ThinkGeek's list of new additions (RSS feed actually) when something broke my concentration. Out of three new items added on October 19th, two didn't make sense together: Digital Picture Frame with Remote 7\" Portable Tablet DVD Player The price of the digital picture frame with remote\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8371,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/23\/picture-of-the-day\/","url_meta":{"origin":8634,"position":3},"title":"Parking lot","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"December 23, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"It has been a while since I posted anything to the \"Picture of the day\" project, so today I decided to warm up a little bit before the holiday season. This is yet another way of seeing things from my office window. Customs office parking lot. Album location: \/photos\/2004\/2004-12-23_POTD","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7563,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/06\/10\/amazon-package-is-here\/","url_meta":{"origin":8634,"position":4},"title":"Amazon package is here","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"June 10, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"Finally, my order arrived from Amazon. My wishlist has been updated accordingly. :) This time I ordered a couple of books by Ansel Adams and few DVDs. For some reason, customs office repackaged the shipment into a bigger bag and didn't specified my full address. I had to go to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9692,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/11\/21\/on-traditions\/","url_meta":{"origin":8634,"position":5},"title":"On traditions","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"November 21, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I was listening to the radio in the car today and there was this piece about China and its traditions and how people are afraid that traditions are being forgotten. On the average day I would just call it a bull and switched it off. But somehow they managed to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8634"},{"taxonomy":"keyring_services","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/keyring_services?post=8634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}