{"id":8573,"date":"2005-02-02T19:10:53","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T17:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/02\/time-machine-itinerary\/"},"modified":"2005-04-17T06:37:13","modified_gmt":"2005-04-17T03:37:13","slug":"time-machine-itinerary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/02\/time-machine-itinerary\/","title":{"rendered":"Time machine itinerary"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>Keeping a record of exact dates and places you want to be just in case you will ever get access to the Time machine seems like a really smart idea. (I&#8217;ve got it from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.isfullofcrap.com\/oldcrap\/015898.html\">here<\/a>, by the way).  I was stupid enough not to.  Jez, I am so stupid!  Imagine, if I get this one chance in a lifetime to do something really amazing and&#8230; I&#8217;ll be staying there unprepared with my eyes going from *blink* *blink* (like kids in the &#8220;South Park&#8221;) to tears the size of my fist.  I will panic and come up with some really random date which will be so idiotic that I will blame myself for the rest of my life for choosing it.<\/p>\n<p>The good thing is that I&#8217;ve been blogging daily for some time now and pretty often even before that.  I have to go through all the posts now and try to find if any bells will ring.  Damn! ;)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I can only guess how many other people will be totally unprepared and will screw it up if offered this amazing opportunity&#8230;<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>Keeping a record of exact dates and places you want to be just in case you will ever get access to the Time machine seems like a really smart idea. (I&#8217;ve got it from here, by the way). I was stupid enough not to. Jez, I am so stupid! Imagine, if I get this one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/02\/time-machine-itinerary\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Time machine itinerary<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-8573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-blogging"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22194,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2014\/07\/15\/marquee-is-back-wheres-the-blink\/","url_meta":{"origin":8573,"position":0},"title":"marquee is back. 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