{"id":8018,"date":"2004-10-07T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-07T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/07\/professors-quotes\/"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"professors-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/07\/professors-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Professors&#8217; quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/20041007-profquotes_logo.gif\" alt=\"\"><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how about you, but when I was in high school, then in university, and then in college, I wanted to write down things professors said pretty often.  And I don&#8217;t mean all that crap about the courses they were trying to teach.  I mean funny things.  Or stupid things.  Or funny and stupid things.  And I sometimes did.  But those writings are long gone now, since I didn&#8217;t know what a blog is back than.<\/p>\n<p>But professors all over the world haven&#8217;t stopped saying funny and stupid things.  So guys at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.profquotes.com\/home.php\">ProfQuotes.com<\/a> started to write them down, categorize them by courses, and rate them.  Now there is an excellent collection of quotes from many professors.  Some of these are recognizable and were said by many different people.  Others are pretty unique and original.  Lots of fun in any way.<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how about you, but when I was in high school, then in university, and then in college, I wanted to write down things professors said pretty often. And I don&#8217;t mean all that crap about the courses they were trying to teach. I mean funny things. Or stupid things. Or funny and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/07\/professors-quotes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Professors&#8217; quotes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-8018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7721,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/07\/25\/bashorg-best-quotes-from-irc\/","url_meta":{"origin":8018,"position":0},"title":"Bash.org &#8211; best quotes from IRC","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"July 25, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"IRC is a lot of fun. 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