{"id":8018,"date":"2004-10-07T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-07T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/07\/professors-quotes\/"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"professors-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/07\/professors-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Professors&#8217; quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/20041007-profquotes_logo.gif\" alt=\"\"><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how about you, but when I was in high school, then in university, and then in college, I wanted to write down things professors said pretty often.  And I don&#8217;t mean all that crap about the courses they were trying to teach.  I mean funny things.  Or stupid things.  Or funny and stupid things.  And I sometimes did.  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