{"id":7999,"date":"2004-10-03T18:33:27","date_gmt":"2004-10-03T16:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/03\/mr-manners-modern-greeting-techniques\/"},"modified":"2011-06-15T11:40:04","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T09:40:04","slug":"mr-manners-modern-greeting-techniques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/03\/mr-manners-modern-greeting-techniques\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Manners: Modern Greeting Techniques"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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College Humor<\/a> has a nice article today about the art of handshaking. It is called “Mr. Manners: Modern Greeting Techniques<\/a>“. It is written in an easy way which resembles a question-answer corresnpondence. Read it. It might help you socialize better. And it is pretty funny.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

College Humor has a nice article today about the art of handshaking. It is called “Mr. Manners: Modern Greeting Techniques“. It is written in an easy way which resembles a question-answer corresnpondence. Read it. It might help you socialize better. 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