{"id":7575,"date":"2004-06-15T03:42:22","date_gmt":"2004-06-15T01:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/06\/15\/english-by-japanese\/"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"english-by-japanese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/06\/15\/english-by-japanese\/","title":{"rendered":"English by Japanese"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"\/wordpress\/wp-content\/20040615-always_fine.jpg|450|326|Always fine)%><\/div>\n<div class=\"leftbox\"><%image(20040615-hangover.jpg\" alt=\"Hangover bar\"><\/p>\n<p>I am sure everyone has noticed at some point how terrible are machine translations.  It&#8217;s pretty tough to get a descent work done between two more or less related languages.  But when you have to do the translation between two culturally opposite languages, you know you are in trouble.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/\">Engrish.com<\/a> is a site that collects all those funny bits Japanese people write in English.  I am pretty sure there is a similar site for those who laugh at the rest of the world trying to talk Japanese.<\/p>\n<p>Have fun. :)<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>I am sure everyone has noticed at some point how terrible are machine translations. It&#8217;s pretty tough to get a descent work done between two more or less related languages. But when you have to do the translation between two culturally opposite languages, you know you are in trouble. Engrish.com is a site that collects &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2004\/06\/15\/english-by-japanese\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">English by Japanese<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-7575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":28329,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2018\/01\/15\/why-the-world-only-has-two-words-for-tea\/","url_meta":{"origin":7575,"position":0},"title":"Why the World Only Has Two Words For Tea","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"January 15, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Slashdot has an interesting story of why there are only two variations of the word tea in the majority of languages: With a few minor exceptions, there are really\u00a0only two ways to say \"tea\" in the world. 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