{"id":31773,"date":"2019-02-04T23:39:57","date_gmt":"2019-02-04T21:39:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/?p=31773"},"modified":"2019-02-04T23:40:41","modified_gmt":"2019-02-04T21:40:41","slug":"php-ceo-on-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2019\/02\/04\/php-ceo-on-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"PHP CEO on Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">NEW PULL REQUEST POLICY:<br><br>ALL ENGINEERS MUST STARE ME DIRECTLY IN THE EYES FOR A FULL TEN SECONDS WHILE SWEARING A BLOOD OATH THAT THEY ARE NOT ADDING ANY NEW BUGS<br><br>NO BLOOD NO MERGE<\/p>&mdash; PHP CEO (@PHP_CEO) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PHP_CEO\/status\/992828299289288704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 5, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PHP_CEO\">@PHP_CEO<\/a> is a new corporate humor goldmine on Twitter.  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