{"id":27947,"date":"2017-09-06T10:24:08","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T08:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/?p=27947"},"modified":"2017-09-06T10:24:08","modified_gmt":"2017-09-06T08:24:08","slug":"what-people-really-think-during-a-board-of-directors-of-meeting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/06\/what-people-really-think-during-a-board-of-directors-of-meeting\/","title":{"rendered":"What People Really Think During a Board of Directors of Meeting"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/bored-of-directors.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"27948\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/06\/what-people-really-think-during-a-board-of-directors-of-meeting\/bored-of-directors\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/bored-of-directors.jpeg?fit=800%2C554&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,554\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bored of directors\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/bored-of-directors.jpeg?fit=660%2C457&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-27948\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/bored-of-directors-500x346.jpeg?resize=500%2C346&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/bored-of-directors.jpeg?resize=500%2C346&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/bored-of-directors.jpeg?resize=768%2C532&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/bored-of-directors.jpeg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/unsupervisedmethods.com\/what-people-really-think-during-a-board-of-directors-of-meeting-23ff090effa4\">What People Really Think During a Board of Directors of Meeting<\/a>&#8221; is one of the funniest and most accurate things I&#8217;ve read on the subject of business meetings in a very long time. \u00a0Enjoy!<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>&#8220;What People Really Think During a Board of Directors of Meeting&#8221; is one of the funniest and most accurate things I&#8217;ve read on the subject of business meetings in a very long time. \u00a0Enjoy!<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"What People Really Think During a Board of Directors of Meeting #business #startup #meetings #humor","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1,62],"tags":[1968,2418,766,1224],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-27947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-technology","tag-business","tag-humor","tag-meetings","tag-startups"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":28014,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2017\/09\/15\/how-long-is-a-super-quick-meeting\/","url_meta":{"origin":27947,"position":0},"title":"How long is a &#8216;super quick&#8217; meeting?","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"September 15, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm still surprised by the number of people who don't get this ... 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