{"id":19004,"date":"2013-12-19T16:07:45","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T14:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/?p=19004"},"modified":"2013-12-19T16:08:08","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T14:08:08","slug":"chuck-norris-is-still-the-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2013\/12\/19\/chuck-norris-is-still-the-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris is still The Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>A few weeks ago, one of the Volvo trucks&#8217; ads went viral. \u00a0It was the Jean Claud Van Damme split video which now has more than 60,000,000 views and numerous parodies. \u00a0Here it is:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/M7FIvfx5J10?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Nicely done indeed, but the Internet knows that no matter how cool you are, Chuck Norris is The Man. \u00a0No matter what you do, he beat you down with your own coolness, and make understand how small, unimportant, and irrelevant you are. \u00a0And the above video was clearly a challenge. \u00a0True fans never doubted Chuck Norris for a second though. \u00a0And now, The Man delivers the answer in the form of this video:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"660\" height=\"372\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/T-D1KVIuvjA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Truly epic! \u00a0Move along Jean Claud, join the army of those who tried and miserably failed. \u00a0Chuck Norris is still The Man!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>P.S.<\/strong>: If you don&#8217;t know why Chuck Norris is so cool, check these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/chuck-norris-top-50-facts\">top 50 facts<\/a> about him. \u00a0There are more on the same website.<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>A few weeks ago, one of the Volvo trucks&#8217; ads went viral. \u00a0It was the Jean Claud Van Damme split video which now has more than 60,000,000 views and numerous parodies. \u00a0Here it is: Nicely done indeed, but the Internet knows that no matter how cool you are, Chuck Norris is The Man. \u00a0No matter &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2013\/12\/19\/chuck-norris-is-still-the-man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chuck Norris is still The Man!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1186,3253,2418,3254,3252,1908],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-19004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-advertising","tag-chuck-norris","tag-humor","tag-jean-claud-van-damme","tag-volvo","tag-youtube-videos"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10861,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2007\/10\/17\/best-software-announcement-ever\/","url_meta":{"origin":19004,"position":0},"title":"Best software announcement ever","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"October 17, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Open source software is well known for its humor.\u00c2\u00a0 There are jokes everywhere - in application names, documentation, command line arguments, source code, etc.\u00c2\u00a0 Announcements of new versions aren't an exception.\u00c2\u00a0 But the recent one, for Network Manager 0.7 wins the grand prize from me.\u00c2\u00a0 Here is how it starts:\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;All&quot;","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":15510,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2011\/09\/14\/day-in-brief-2011-09-14\/","url_meta":{"origin":19004,"position":1},"title":"Day in brief &#8211; 2011-09-14","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"September 14, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Testing aggregation from G+ to Twitter via http:\/\/t.co\/aESqwsf # New note : Sync Google+ to Twitter, Identi.ca and Facebook. 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