This is just too good not to share. \u00a0But before I do this, consider the disclaimer – it (allegedly) happened at Maxim’s school, he then (allegedly) told the story to my wife, who then told it to me. \u00a0So there might be a few inaccuracies. \u00a0Anyways …<\/p>\n
It’s Monday. \u00a0The kids are back in the classrooms after a sunny weekend. \u00a0The teacher is asking them how they’ve spent the weekend, what they have done, and so on.<\/p>\n
Maxim’s friend<\/strong>: I was out with my parents. \u00a0There were a lot of hot ladies at the beach… Just so there is no confusion, right?<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n This is just too good not to share. \u00a0But before I do this, consider the disclaimer – it (allegedly) happened at Maxim’s school, he then (allegedly) told the story to my wife, who then told it to me. \u00a0So there might be a few inaccuracies. \u00a0Anyways … It’s Monday. \u00a0The kids are back in the … Continue reading He means …<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[1247,2418,2805,2420],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-18356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-personal","tag-children","tag-humor","tag-kids","tag-parenting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
\nTeacher<\/strong> (stunned): What?
\nMaxim<\/strong>: Hot ladies. \u00a0He means – sexy!
\nTeacher<\/strong>: (blink blink … what the … ?)<\/p>\n