Friendly at work:<\/p>\n
– How about I give you Coke Zero (instead of regular Coke) so you get slimmer?
\n– How about I cut your legs off so you get shorter?
\n– Ah? WTF?<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n
Friendly at work: – How about I give you Coke Zero (instead of regular Coke) so you get slimmer? – How about I cut your legs off so you get shorter? – Ah? 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