{"id":16392,"date":"2012-07-09T15:39:43","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T13:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/?p=16392"},"modified":"2012-07-09T15:39:43","modified_gmt":"2012-07-09T13:39:43","slug":"corny-network-engineer-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2012\/07\/09\/corny-network-engineer-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Corny network engineer jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A colleague sent me a link to this list of network engineer humor<\/a>. \u00a0If you are not a networking guy, you should probably skip altogether, cause these are pretty geeky. \u00a0I haven’t got all of them, but a few that I did are actually quite good.<\/p>\n

\u201cKnock Knock\u201d \u201cwho\u2019s there?\u201d \u201cDenial of Service Attack\u201d \u201cDen\u2026?\u201d \u201cSn(kRzIhAw]BoKaoOv0liZPhl~FaLoaSa*AgSeaLp|ExleT\u2026\u201d \u2013 @MattGordonSmith<\/p>\n

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him. @fsmontenegro<\/p>\n

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says \u201cI want a beer\u201d, barman says \u201cyou want a beer?\u201d and tcp packet says \u201cyes, a beer\u201d @stevie_chambers<\/p>\n

A Network Engineers tell a joke in a full bar. One man laughs. They start talking about NX-OS and have a blast. @icemarkom<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

A colleague sent me a link to this list of network engineer humor. \u00a0If you are not a networking guy, you should probably skip altogether, cause these are pretty geeky. \u00a0I haven’t got all of them, but a few that I did are actually quite good. \u201cKnock Knock\u201d \u201cwho\u2019s there?\u201d \u201cDenial of Service Attack\u201d \u201cDen\u2026?\u201d … Continue reading Corny network engineer jokes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1,133,62],"tags":[1228,2418,281],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-16392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-sysadmin","category-technology","tag-geek-culture","tag-humor","tag-networks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18411,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2013\/06\/28\/google-adds-quic-protocol-to-latest-chrome-build-delivering-http-over-udp\/","url_meta":{"origin":16392,"position":0},"title":"Google adds QUIC protocol to latest Chrome build, delivering HTTP over UDP","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"June 28, 2013","format":"link","excerpt":"Google adds QUIC protocol to latest Chrome build, delivering HTTP over UDP Here are the QUIC highlights Google wants to emphasize right now: High security similar to TLS. 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