{"id":16072,"date":"2012-01-26T15:22:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T13:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/?p=16072"},"modified":"2012-01-26T15:45:55","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T13:45:55","slug":"apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2012\/01\/26\/apple\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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Looking at this ugly apple, I remembered a joke someone told me recently about the three famous apples in the history of humanity – the one Eve gave to Adam, the one that fell on Isaac Newton, and the one on the logo of the Apple Computers Inc. \u00a0Actually, I don’t even remember the joke. I just remember the apples.<\/p>\n

Thinking about them, they all must have been quite ugly. \u00a0After all, Eve had to promise to Adam that he will get laid if he bytes the fruit. \u00a0The other one that fell on the head of a\u00a0genius must have been ugly by definition. \u00a0It also made Isaac think a lot. \u00a0If it was a nice looking apple, he would have just eaten it without much thought. \u00a0And the last apple sparked the creativity of Steve Jobs. \u00a0He must have seen an ugly apple and thought of it as a creative challenge. \u00a0 A lot of people can take something ugly and make it better. \u00a0But how can you take something ugly and make it even uglier? \u00a0Steve Jobs took a byte of it. Simple, easy, yet genius as well.<\/p>\n

The apple I have in front of me is ugly. \u00a0I’m blogging this for historical reasons. \u00a0After all there is a small chance that this apple will become the fourth famous apple in the history of the world…<\/p>\n

And if that wasn’t enough, I had one more revelation. \u00a0If you look at this image in a certain way – with your side vision, and you’ll cover the top part of it – then this apple looks a lot like watermelon. \u00a0So there you go. \u00a0My ugly apple story ends here.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

Looking at this ugly apple, I remembered a joke someone told me recently about the three famous apples in the history of humanity – the one Eve gave to Adam, the one that fell on Isaac Newton, and the one on the logo of the Apple Computers Inc. \u00a0Actually, I don’t even remember the joke. … Continue reading Apple<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1,30,62],"tags":[2190,141,2907,107,655],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-16072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-photography","category-technology","tag-apple","tag-food","tag-moblog","tag-religion","tag-science"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t