{"id":14813,"date":"2011-04-29T11:33:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T09:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/?p=14813"},"modified":"2011-04-29T11:33:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T09:33:10","slug":"learn-chinese-in-5-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2011\/04\/29\/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"Learn Chinese in 5 minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>I&#8217;ve been looking for this for some time. \u00a0I only remembered &#8220;sum sing wong&#8221;, but I knew there were more. \u00a0Today, while on the corporate chat discussing what to order from Chinese for lunch, someone pasted the links to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grineflip.dk\/funstuff\/chinese.htm\">Part 1<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grineflip.dk\/funstuff\/chinese2.htm\">Part 2<\/a>. \u00a0My favorite ones are below:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>That&#8217;s not right : Sum Ting Wong<\/li>\n<li>See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao<\/li>\n<li>I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching<\/li>\n<li>Our meeting is scheduled for next week: Wai Yu Kum Nao<\/li>\n<li>Give me the money! : Pei Nau<\/li>\n<li>Where&#8217;s the restroom: Ai Pe Nau<\/li>\n<li>Your price is too high: Ai No Bai Dam Ting<\/li>\n<li>I am not guilty: Wai Hang Mi<\/li>\n<li>Having an early orgasm: Kum Tu Suun<\/li>\n<li>Now I understand: Ai See Nau<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Share yours in the comments!<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: And if you want to continue along the same line but with pictures, make sure to check out <a href=\"http:\/\/engrish.com\/\">Engrish<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!-- google_ad_section_start -->\n<p>I&#8217;ve been looking for this for some time. \u00a0I only remembered &#8220;sum sing wong&#8221;, but I knew there were more. \u00a0Today, while on the corporate chat discussing what to order from Chinese for lunch, someone pasted the links to Part 1 and Part 2. \u00a0My favorite ones are below: That&#8217;s not right : Sum Ting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2011\/04\/29\/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Learn Chinese in 5 minutes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- google_ad_section_end -->\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1971,181,2418,243],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-14813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-china","tag-english","tag-humor","tag-language"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9471,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/18\/jing-mo-gaa-ting\/","url_meta":{"origin":14813,"position":0},"title":"Jing mo gaa ting","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"September 18, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"While I am on the subject of Chinese movies, I remembered that I watched \"Jing mo gaa ting\" (\"House of Fury\") the other day. 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