{"id":11080,"date":"2008-02-29T01:12:06","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T22:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/29\/quotes-from-the-office\/"},"modified":"2008-02-29T01:12:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T22:12:06","slug":"quotes-from-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/29\/quotes-from-the-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes from the office"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

There is this fun side to working in the office – you get to listen to all those small talks, little arguments and what not. Here are some quotes from the recent discussions. I’ll remove the names to protect the innocent.<\/p>\n

– I don’t like football!
\n– What do you mean you don’t like football? How is that even possible for you not to like football. You do.
\n– No I don’t!
\n– Even you kid loves football. Look at his pictures, he’s always with the ball and in football clothes…
\n– Dude, the kid is just a couple of years old. He doesn’t know what he likes and what he doesn’t. He’ll play with whatever you throw at him…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

– If I remember correctly, you were married and now you are divorced, right?
\n– Yes. I was married twice.
\n– Some people… they never learn…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

– Are you going to eat with us?
\n– I’m on a diet.
\n– Again?!!
\n– Still…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

– What are you planning to do then?
\n– I will be a teacher in the public school.
\n– Teaching what?
\n– Computers.
\n– Listen, if I will ever know that you are teaching computers in school, I’ll come over and personally kill you.
\n– Why? You think I am alone like this? Other teachers aren’t much better anyway.
\n– I don’t care. I warned you. And you know what?
\n– What?
\n– I don’t have a limit of killing just one person. If there is more like you, I’ll take care of all of you…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

There is this fun side to working in the office – you get to listen to all those small talks, little arguments and what not. Here are some quotes from the recent discussions. I’ll remove the names to protect the innocent. – I don’t like football! – What do you mean you don’t like football? … Continue reading Quotes from the office<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[90,139,79,237,17],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-11080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-personal","tag-communications","tag-office","tag-people","tag-quotes","tag-work"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12707,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2010\/07\/12\/football-madness\/","url_meta":{"origin":11080,"position":0},"title":"Football madness …","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"July 12, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"... is now officially over. 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