{"id":10510,"date":"2006-10-02T10:00:57","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T07:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/10\/02\/scott-adams-public-investigation-into-women-and-horses\/"},"modified":"2006-10-01T11:06:46","modified_gmt":"2006-10-01T08:06:46","slug":"scott-adams-public-investigation-into-women-and-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/10\/02\/scott-adams-public-investigation-into-women-and-horses\/","title":{"rendered":"Scott Adams’ public investigation into women and horses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Scott Adams<\/a> once in a while asks his readers to enlighten him on this or that topic. This time around he explores women’s fascination with horses<\/a>.<\/p>\n

So what is up with women and horses?<\/p>\n

Women generally don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t enjoy activities that involve dirt, mud, hay, flies, bad odors, and huge piles of feces. I realize I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m stereotyping here, and some of you women will write in to say how much you enjoy rolling in dung. But on average, men and women enjoy different activities.<\/p>\n

For example, if you said to both men and women, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you stick your head up a cow\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ass and see if you can yell MOO loudly enough so it comes out of the cow\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mouth?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d most women would say no thanks while most men would wonder if it would work. To be fair, most men would eventually say no too, but a few would try it before going off to watch Jackass II on Imax.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You should read the comments to that post. They vary from funny<\/p>\n

why do i feel so horny?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

through very funny<\/p>\n

Can people please stop posting links to porn or beastiality sites?!?!
\nI’m scared to click on links now – kinda ruins the whole internet experience if I can’t click on links, I can only read the homepage of my browser and then close it again!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

to hilarious<\/p>\n

that cow moo thing dosen’t work…..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

Scott Adams once in a while asks his readers to enlighten him on this or that topic. This time around he explores women’s fascination with horses. So what is up with women and horses? Women generally don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t enjoy activities that involve dirt, mud, hay, flies, bad odors, and huge piles of feces. I realize I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m … Continue reading Scott Adams’ public investigation into women and horses<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-10510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10191,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/06\/20\/television\/","url_meta":{"origin":10510,"position":0},"title":"Television","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"June 20, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Once again I'm going to link to Scott Adams' blog. 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