{"id":10470,"date":"2006-09-11T11:00:51","date_gmt":"2006-09-11T08:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/11\/the-ultimate-blog-post\/"},"modified":"2006-09-10T16:23:19","modified_gmt":"2006-09-10T13:23:19","slug":"the-ultimate-blog-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/11\/the-ultimate-blog-post\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Blog Post"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

For those of you, who don’t read Slashdot<\/a> regularly, here is the link to The Ultimate Blog Post<\/a>, via this article<\/a>. It’s about blogging, it’s funny, and wasn’t written by Scott Adams. How much more do you need?<\/p>\n

“Blog” itself is short for “weblog,” which is short for “we blog because we weren’t very popular in high school and we’re trying to gain respect and admiration without actually having to be around people.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

For those of you, who don’t read Slashdot regularly, here is the link to The Ultimate Blog Post, via this article. It’s about blogging, it’s funny, and wasn’t written by Scott Adams. How much more do you need? “Blog” itself is short for “weblog,” which is short for “we blog because we weren’t very popular … Continue reading The Ultimate Blog Post<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"keyring_services":[],"class_list":["post-10470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":26086,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2016\/05\/03\/wordpress-plugin-ultimate-social-media\/","url_meta":{"origin":10470,"position":0},"title":"WordPress Plugin : Ultimate Social Media","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"May 3, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"If you are one of those dinosaurs, who still prefer to post content to your own web space and then share it on social media (much like yours truly), then here's the Ultimate Social Media WordPress plugin (you are using WordPress, right?) that helps will those buttons, sharing, animation, and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "All"","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"social buttons","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/social-buttons-224x500.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":28889,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2018\/10\/25\/up-the-ultimate-plumber\/","url_meta":{"origin":10470,"position":1},"title":"up – the Ultimate Plumber","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"October 25, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"The Ultimate Plumber, or up for short, is an excellent interactive tool for anyone who is building complex command sequences for processing text on the Linux command line.\u00a0 If you are a frequent user of grep, sort, cut, awk, sed, and other similar commands, have a look at this demo.\u00a0\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "All"","block_context":{"text":"All","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/up-500x108.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":28196,"url":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2017\/11\/08\/alt-texts-the-ultimate-guide\/","url_meta":{"origin":10470,"position":2},"title":"Alt-texts: The Ultimate Guide","author":"Leonid Mamchenkov","date":"November 8, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Daniel G\u00f6ransson, a web developer with vision impairment, put together this ultimate guide to the image alt texts.\u00a0 Unlike all the keyword stuffing SEO guides, his focuses on making alt texts useful for people who are using screen readers and other assisting technologies. 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