{"id":10360,"date":"2006-08-17T10:56:24","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T07:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/17\/productivity-tips-not\/"},"modified":"2016-08-17T16:38:16","modified_gmt":"2016-08-17T14:38:16","slug":"productivity-tips-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mamchenkov.net\/wordpress\/2006\/08\/17\/productivity-tips-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Productivity tips. NOT."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

If you are one of those people ,you know, here are some tips on How to Do Nothing at Work, and Get Away With It<\/a><\/p>\n

What they can’t see: Rearrange your office so that your computer monitor faces away from any windows or doors that your boss may be able to see through. This will ensure that you have ample time to hit the “Boss Key”\u009d in any game you’re playing, or open a Word document to hide the porn you’re surfing, should your boss happen to wander into your dungeon..er..office.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n

If you are one of those people ,you know, here are some tips on How to Do Nothing at Work, and Get Away With It What they can’t see: Rearrange your office so that your computer monitor faces away from any windows or doors that your boss may be able to see through. This will … Continue reading Productivity tips. 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