There are very few things that I enjoy more than 15 hour long sleep.
I had a dream today. In fact, it was a nightmare that woke me up at 3am and kept me up for the next three hours or so. And I tell you honestly – this kind of things don’t happen to me all that often. In fact, I don’t even remember when was the last time I had anything similar.
I dreamed that the whole world is somehow written in PHP. A few bits were alright, but it mostly sucked. There were constant ground tremors. Buildings were shaking in the slow soft waving motions. Things that were supposed to be soft were plastic hard. Things that were supposed to be hard were bumpy soft. Road tarmac felt like a gentle green grass field.
At some point of those tremors opened a long, deep crack in the ground. The resulting vibration tore a nearby skyscraper in half, like it was a wet baguette, and the top part of the building slowly fell and disappeared in that crack (hi, dr. Fraud). That was rather unpleasant to watch.
After a few scenes of apocalypse, the nightmare movie was cut to action, where I was a part of the task force that was supposed to fix the world. And, I tell you, we tried hard. We’ve refactored parts of the code, migrated a few most critical systems to CakePHP, upgraded PHP to 5.6 and even tried all those high performance tricks from Facebook (hi, Hack). Things were getting better but not nearly enough. The world was still awkward, unstable and slow.
PHP wasn’t the only thing we were looking at. There was a lot work around databases and tuning servers. We’ve tried every profiling, monitoring and analytics tool we could get our hands on. But, to no avail.
The really horrifying part of the nightmare was when we finally realized that PHP won’t cut it and we’ll have to rewrite parts of the world in C. We also somehow were missing a C compiler. I bet you can guess the epicenter of the nightmare now. Yes, indeed. We started writing a C compiler in PHP. That’s when I woke up in cold sweat, screaming “Noooooo!” through my lungs. That was more than I could bear.
For three hours after I tried not to Google or think if that was at all possible. Apparently, I love the world the way it is now – screwed up in a billion ways, but NOT written in PHP. With that peaceful thought and a beautiful sunrise I fell asleep.
Why or why my most creative time is on Sunday night? And the closer it gets to Monday morning, the more I want to do. 5:10am.
The sun is rising. Must be the time to go to bed …
During vacations I tend to naturally shift to my own sleeping cycles … Going to bed at sunrise (around 5:30am) and waking up around 2-3 o’clock in the afternoon.
Woke up at 16:20. It’s a good thing I took the day off for today. Almost, like I knew…
The earlier you have to wake up, the cooler is the stuff you come across online just before going to bed.
Last night I slept for only a couple of hours. That seems to be a perfect opportunity to share recent Big Picture’s collection of sleeping people photographs. Lights out will be much earlier today for me…
Fake Science is not so fake sometimes. For example, my day today matches with the below stages of sleep almost perfectly.
What do you think is the best way to wake up? The worst awakening is clear – it is an early morning alarm clock after a late night’s party that left the hangover ache in all your body, and especially in the head. But what is the best way to wake up?