Ninja Assassin


How much would you expect from a movie titled “Ninja Assassin“?  Either not much at all, or way too much – depending on two things: whether you saw the trailer for this film and whether you lived and loved every ninja movie that was released back in the videotape days.

I loved ninja movies.  Most of them got to me exactly at the age when a boy thinks he is becoming a man.  That’s the time when you are romantic and want to feel the power and have way too much time on your hands and you are still a kid who haven’t forgot how to imagine things and how to play with toys.  How could anyone not love those movies was beyond me.

Unfortunately (or fortunately) ninja movies are mostly a thing of the past. They are not mainstream any more and even if they are released at all somewhere – you don’t hear about them.  “Ninja Assassin” was an exception, I think, for two reasons.  First, it was way too long since we saw a ninja movie.  There are many people out there who miss them.  Nobody would watch one ninja movie after another these days, but an occasional nostalgia is very welcome.  Second reason is the trailer.  It was visually awesome.  Even those who saw it once a long time ago still remember it.

Now, to the movie.  I enjoyed it quite a bit.  It was better than any other ninja movie that I have seen (or remember) and mostly that is due to a huge leap in visual effects and movie martial arts since the time I last saw a ninja movie.  I mean the graphics and choreography are breathtaking sometimes.  It was all post-processed, of course, to give it a fake look – similar to the massacre of Crazy 88 gang in Kill Bill.  The blood is too red, too liquid, too gushing, and too much.  But it’s fun to watch.  Sword fights are awesome.  All the ninja accessories are there.  And, probably, for the first time we are shown the most terrifying ninja skill properly – hiding in the shadows.  Ninjas in this movie appear out of nowhere and disappear into nowhere.

There are plenty of fights and action and the story is deeper than in many other ninja movies. In fact, I think they slightly overdid the setting – there are 1000 year old clans, governments and corporations using assassins, code of honour, and all those billion other things, which unfortunately never get used.  They just mention them but they are either totally or mostly irrelevant for the happenings in the film.

Regardless, I had fun watching this film and it brought a whole lot of awesome memories.  And, being biased towards the ninja stuff, I feel empowered to give it a 4 out of 5.

Kung Fu Panda

Being a great of kung fu movies, I aboslutely had to see “Kung Fu Panda“.  Even though it is an animation, it still features Jackie Chan and lots of kung fu training and fights.  I don’t know what it is about kung fu movies that drags me in and occupies my attention, but it’s always the same.  And “Kung Fu Panda” was no exception.

And it wasn’t a disappointment.  Great animation, good humor, and the best of kung fu – it’s all there.  The last dumpling fight is up there with the rest of the best kung fu fights.  And an extra point for choosing the animals for characters and kung fu styles.  Lots of fun.

Overall, a 7 out of 10.  Recommended for any fans of animation, Jack Black, or kung fu movies.