Meme-time

Here is yet another meme found via Kevin Fox’s blog. Notes: bold text stands for true, text in parenthesis represents my comments, ‘blog’ is used for ‘livejournal’ in the original.

• I am currently single.
• I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
• I am good at styling other people’s hair.
• I am left handed.
• I am married.
• I am obsessed with my blog.
• I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I am procrastinating by filling out this list.
• I am resentful that I have to grow up.
• I am very shy around the opposite/same sex.
• I am, or was, pigeon-toed.
• I bite my nails.
• I can be paranoid at times.
• I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.
• I collect picture frames.
• I consider myself to be a “nerd”.
• I currently have a crush on someone. (My wife if you must know.)
• I currently regret something that I have done. (I’ve done about 5 things tha I regret now.)
• I curse frequently. (And in more than one language!)
• I do not believe people are inherently good or evil. (I believe they are inherently good.)
• I don’t hate anyone.
• I enjoy country music.
• I enjoy jazz music.
• I enjoy smoothies.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I have a car.
• I have a cell phone.
• I have a hard time paying attention at school.
• I have a hidden talent. (If it’s hidden, then how would I know?)
• I have a hobby. (Tends to change all the time. Photography for now.)
• I have a lot to learn.
• I have a pet. (Not anymore.)
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (And it has to do with things that I’ve done and now regret.)
• I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” girl/guy.
• I have all my grandparents, none of them have died.
• I have at least one brother and/or sister.
• I have avoided work to play with my blog. (Did that – check.)
• I have been in a real relationship. (And still am.)
• I have been in a threesome. (Almost…)
• I have been rejected by someone.
• I have been the “psycho ex” in a past relationship.
• I have been to an anime convention.
• I have been to another country.
• I have been to Europe. (I even live in Europe.)
• I have been to Las Vegas.
• I have been told that I am very smart. (Several times. But mostly by not-so-smart people.)
• I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. (Although I don’t agree.)
• I have broken a bone.
• I have Caller I.D. on my phone. (Is it possible to not have it on?)
• I have changed a diaper. (More than once. Today. And yesterday.)
• I have changed a lot over the past year.
• I have cheated on a significant other. (That’s one of the things I regret.)
• I have counted down the days until the summer.
• I have dated a close friend’s ex. (More than once. My teenage times were crazy!)
• I have dated someone 10 years (or more) older or younger than me.
• I have done something illegal. (Who hasn’t?)
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
• I have gone scuba diving.
• I have had major surgery.
• I have had my hair cut within the last week.
• I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
• I have had the cops called on me.
• I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.
• I have kissed someone of the same sex.
• I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past. (Told ya, my teenage years were something!)
• I have mood swings.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
• I have rejected someone before.
• I have seen “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy All on the same day.
• I have seen the television show “The O.C.”
• I have swam in the ocean.
• I have tried sushi. (And loved it.)
• I have tried a drug that is illegal. (Weed is still illegal everywhere, where I lived.)
• I have watched “Sex and the City”.
• I have watched porn movies. (Regularly. For many years.)
• I have watched the television show “Spongebob Squarepants”.
• I know how to shoot a gun. (Or at least I think I know…)
• I like being the center of attention.
• I like eating Ramen noodles.
• I like my handwriting.
• I like Shakespeare.
• I like the taste of blood.
• I like to cook.
• I like to sing. (Don’t worry, I realize how terrible I am.)
• I like to vacuum.
• I love learning foreign languages.
• I love Michael Jackson.
• I love my friends. (And the rest of the planet.)
• I love olives.
• I love rain.
• I love sleeping.
• I love to play computer games.
• I love to shop.
• I miss someone right now.
• I own 100 CDs or more.
• I own a home.
• I own and use a library card.
• I play a musical instrument.
• I practice a religion that is not considered “mainstream”. (It’s not even considered a religion.)
• I read books for pleasure.
• I shave my legs.
• I sleep a lot during the day.
• I strongly dislike math. (Amen to that!)
• I think Britney Spears is pretty.
• I think long strings of html code look cool.
• I think prostitution should be legalized.
• I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza. (Or one of the best…)
• I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
• I was born in a country other than the USA.
• I watch more TV this year than last year.
• I watch MTV on a daily basis.
• I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses.
• I will try anything once.
• I work at a job that I enjoy. (Not anymore…)
• I would classify myself as “ghetto”.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
• I like orange kool aid.
• I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’.
• I like being at school.
• I always love wearing sweaters.
• I love water polo.
• I am currently wearing socks.
• I am being nostalgic right now.
• I hate summative season.
• I am tired.
• I love to paint.